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A box of Absolutely Nothing

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It really is what it says it is!
When you buy Absolutely Nothing through the Gauntlett Institute a box of Absolutely Nothing is exactly what you are guaranteed to receive.

Each box of Absolutely Nothing is personally checked for defects and signed by Professor Gauntlett himself.

A truly fabulous gift!
Not only does Absolutely Nothing alleviate stress but also brings a scientifically verified gooey feeling of receiving the ultimate ethical item.

Features of Absolutely Nothing:
- Expires: N/A.   A life time of fun!
- Fully reusable.  No maintenance!
- Light weight. Compact.  Easily stored or transported!
- No environmental impact.  The ethical gift!
- Has no application or use freeing up time for social intercourse, R & R, R & D, travel and other important pursuits.
- Ingredients: 100% Absolutely Nothing
- Cheap!

(Boxes often come flat packed but we guarantee it does not affect the quality of the product)


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